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In other words, don't dare remind anyone that they're being an asshole. If anyone in this town gives me a dirty look for smoking, I'll say "mind your own business fatty". I might come up with new words. Like "Fat-hole". Mind your own business, you fat-hole. Bacon blogger. You kumquat face. You taco pie. Smoke my papal seminary. You nougat snorkel!!
David Lettermans Top Ten Phrases That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't:
10. Frosting the Pastry
9. Shooting Hoops
8. Jumping the Turnstile
7. Checking Your Oil
6. Tethering the Blimp
5. Sending Out for Sushi
4. Picnic on the Grass
3. Quarter-Pounder at the Golden Arches
2. Shaking Hands with Abraham Lincoln
1. Wind-Surfing on Mount Baldy