| 1. hypocrisy
2. people that drive worse than me
3. Valentine's Day
4. all commercials related to such products. Ex: personal lubricant, diamond jewelry, singing teddy bears, condoms, etc
5. romantic comedies
6. people that think anime is the same as american "cartoons"
7. horrifically bad spelling, pronunciation, and grammar
8. nationalism
9. most of the rich people I've ever met
10. towing jack decorations made to look like male genitalia
11. reverse racism
12. Hillary Clinton
13. Ebonics (see #7)
14. the AARP
15. stereotyping
16. sexism
17. sexist jokes
18. the RIAA
19. Microsoft
20. armchair psychologists
21. condescension
22. superficiality
23. people who don't clean up after themselves in a restroom
24. rap
25. people who spit/fling things out their window when you're driving behind them
26. death tax
27. big, stupid dogs
28. small, loud dogs
29. 90% of commercials
30. cigarettes
31. chewing tobacco
32. yaoi fan pairings/fan fics of heterosexual and/or sibling characters
33. shippers in general
34. shippers that move into shipping their real life acquaintances
35. girl culture
36. tween culture
37. Hannah Montana
38. Bratz
39. bad american CG anime wannabes
40. meddling old women
41. gum inconsiderately placed
42. bullies
43. most comedies
44. politicians
45. the economy
46. soaring gas prices
47. Islamic radicalism
48. the ridiculously illogical reaction of many people in the world to Islamic radicalism (denial)
49. pejoratives
50. cramps
51. people who make my faith look bad by their ignorance and/or self-righteousness
52. the defacing or otherwise ill treatment of books
53. when people use the last of something and put the container back in its place
54. momma's boys
55. pop
56. Richard Dawkins
57. the f* word
58. gory horror movies
59. Jesse Jackson
60. anime flaggers
61. people who confuse "Star Wars" and "Star Trek"
62. William Shatner: especially when he "sings"
63. bond-a-thon
64. Hollywood power couples
65. Scientology
66. Nazis: past and present
67. Catholic/Orthodox/etc. elitism
68. inconsideration
69. people who turn everything into innuendo
70. militant atheists
71. militant monoglots
72. insincerity
73. manipulation
74. social climbers
75. the narrow-minded
76. megalomaniacs--I don't like competition
77. unlettered neophytes with no appreciation for art or culture
78. NASCAR
79. the illogical design of most women's clothing
80. straight-ticket voters
81. physical chemistry
82. my former college pastor
83. his ex-girlfriend
84. his current girlfriend
85. myself for once caring
86. on-steering wheel gear shifts
87. people who say Bill Clinton was the best president ever...or even that he was a good one
88. the so-called "Religious Right"
89. Fred Phelps
90. the Oprah cult
91. 9/11 conspiracy theories
92. the New England Patriots and all the hype this season about the "Perfect Patriots" and "best team ever" and so forth. I am so glad they lost.
93. Jessica Simpson
94. doping in baseball
95. celebrity worship
96. most elements of contemporary american culture
97. sunshine patriots
98. American Idol...except for Simon. I find he takes the words right outta my mouth.
99. Reality television. Thank you very much, writers' strike.
100. users
And I'm just warming up.
Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame. -- Song 8:6 |