[Ken Carman]

Quote by: freedom13 Mermaid: A legendary sea creature having the head and upper body of a woman and the tail of a fish. Do you believe mermaid and merman existed once upon a time? I believe it maybe just a legendary superstition, but who knows what others believe. If you have any wild stories about mermaids that you like to share here, feel free to do so. Mermaid - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

No, I don't believe they ever existed. They are about as senseless a myth as vampires. How about a short story made up by request? It's a sad tale... tail? ... for sure...

Sea-ing Still Isn't Believing by Ken Carman Once upon a millennia a human like sea creature discovered a bible at the bottom of the sea in an old sunken wreck. She believed the story of Jesus and just knew that he would also be sent to save other human like sea creatures like her. No one knows where these human like creatures came from. Some believe they were accidentally made when God created Adam and Eve, but he used the wrong ending incantation, saying, "SEE creature?" Not knowing the difference between the two words simply by sound the Holy Ghost Terraforming and Wrecking Company, Inc created mermaids: creatures who never die. Why "never die?" Well, have you ever found the corpse of a mermaid? A merman? If so, it would have been a mericle, because they never die. Didn't I already tell you that? Well, this lonely she-creature decided to clean up the place because many sailors had been lost at sea attempting to deliver the rest of the gift one Wiseman brought the baby, oh, so long ago. It was a hard job. It took a long time. When she thought she had finally finished... Poof! Jesus appeared and started to preach to the unsaved mermaids. But they wouldn't let our poor hero see Jesus. "Why? Why won't you let me be saved too, or at least speak with Jesus?" Their response? "Because you're so unclean from cleaning the remains of the gift of that old shipwreck we no longer consider you a mermaid." She asked, "Then what AM I?" "A MYRRH-maid. Now go do you job. You missed a few spots." Of course the pun was totally lost on them, or Jesus, since as far as we know even he couldn't breath underwater, and there is no such thing as a mer... or a myrrh-maid. Don't you know that?