[Technosoul]

Back in the old world in the old days there was this fellow who thought the world was round. And he had this tatoo to prove it, which was a saliors ancor and on the top it said "mother" and on the bottom it said "the world is round".

And they all thought he was a nut, and when he walked by the barber shop they would say "here comes crazy Chris" and they would start to giggle "how's the big round world treating you today Chriss" and laughed, but he would just show him his tatoo and walked on.

But he had never been to camp so he thought he would go on a trip and he went to see the Queen of Italy for some welfare money to sail around the world.

Well, the Queen had this thing for sailors and so she said, "if you show me your tatoo I will pay for your trip and give you three boats". So he showed her his tatoo and she reached over to touch it, he told her not to touch the part that said "Mother".

And so he got his boats and set sail and discovered Amrieca.

Which only goes to prove, if you have a dream, and a tatoo, someone they might name a town in Ohio after you.

based on a story by Andy Griffith.