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Quote by: sdbest  You forgot,
26. Choose your parents wisely.
27. Avoid military service in war zones.
28. Don't eat in restaurants.
29. Boil all drinking water.
30. Never sleep with anyone sicker than you.
31. Never play cards with a man named "Doc."
32. Never eat in a place called "Mom's".
33. Don't vote Republican.
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S. |
Doc Watson I presume?
Okay, I will add the following.
26 - support genetic research.
27 - Don't join the military (job related injury and stress).
28 - Eat organic food at home (eat healthy)
29 - Drink bottled water and "organic" juice.
30 - Don't vote for people who favor certain lobby groups (which will require another list).
Not sure about the "Doc" or the "Mom" one... but good for a laugh.
31 - Do not live near power lines, near factories that polute, near nuclear plants that might accidently leak someday, near mountian lions, or on top of soil that is toxic, near farms that are sprayed with chemicals, near pit bulls, in high crime areas, near airports, or in areas subject to earthquakes and hurricanes. And do not swim where sewers dump into the oceans, or where sharks feed.
OTHERWISE -
At 560 kg, Mexican man weighs into record books _Americas—China Economic Net