Well for Starters, we got the Alberta Oil Sands.....
Oil Sands Quote:
| Second only to the Saudi Arabia reserves, Alberta's oil sands deposits were described by Time Magazine as "Canada's greatest buried energy treasure," and "could satisfy the world's demand for petroleum for the next century". |
That's right.... all the oil you guys need for the next couple of centuries to yourself is right above your noses.....
COME GET SOME!!!
*Shoves the US*
Come on Big man..... what'cha gonna do?
*shoves more*
Come on? What are ya? Chicken??
*Mexico, Cuba, the UK, Iceland and Greenland nearby chanting: "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"*
*Principal UN comes in*
"Alright the two of you, knock it off.... I'd expect this kind of thing with North and South Korea, but you two?! Goto my office...... Canada, I'm really disapointed in you.... you used to be a good example.... now you're hanging in with the wrong crowd...... Do you think Columbia cares about your marks? Let me guess? Columbia has been sticking that Mary-Ju-Wana in your face haven't they? What?! You're growing your own??!! Shame shame......"