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You know what? I just decided to watch that on the news, just a few mins ago....

And I heard all that info you all quoted above.....


CTV.ca | Bible-based creation museum has dinosaurs

"We wanted to show people there's no mystery with dinosaurs, we can explain them," said Ken Ham, founder of the Answers in Genesis Ministry. The non-profit group created the US$27 million Creation Museum near Cincinnati. The dinosaur exhibit is at odds with scientists who say that the massive lizards existed tens of millions of years before man. In the literal interpretation of the Bible, however, dinosaurs were created by God at the same time as all the other animals just a few thousand years ago.

So tell me how they explain the aging in the bones?

What, did time go really really fast back then and then all of a sudden slow down?

Did God spin us like a basketball for shits and giggles and then stopped us?

Stopped us so fast that all those Dinosaurs who had no fingers and lived in caves with Jesus, flew into the sky never to be seen again?

And then all us cave Eden people buried them..... and then a few years later we dug them back up and guessed at what they were and so one group guessed evolution while he was a cave man, and the other guy said God? And then that's where the separation came from?

So.... let me guess.... if they both figured out their own thing at the same time.... then how does the god guy still prove anything over the evolution guy?

And another thing..... why did it take them so dam long to present this evidence now? What.... was the Evolution Devil holding them at bay or something?

The museum contains fossils, but Ham said most were created by the massive flood described in the book of Genesis. "They can believe whatever they want to believe about when dinosaurs were created and when humans were created," said Jeffrey McKee, an anthropologist at Ohio State University. "The fact is that dinosaurs went extinct long before humans were around." Ham is originally from Australia and began developing the idea of a creationist museum in the early 1990s. Donations have been sufficient to allow the museum to open debt-free. "Christians across this nation see this place as a rallying point," Ham said. They "recognize that we live in a culture that no longer believes the Bible is true."

Gee I don't know why? Maybe because people started to think for themselves for once? Perhaps people........ oh jeez... why am I even bothering..... cripes this is sad.....

Here in the United States we might think, "Oh, well, it's Kentucky." Everywhere else in the world, effectively, they think "That's how the U.S. thinks of evolution." So now I, too, am a creationist in the eyes of the world. Thanks, Christians.

Opinion polls show consistently that half of Americans believe that humans did not evolve but were created, along with all living creatures, by God 6,000 to 10,000 years ago.

Dude..... that's a lot of inbreeding..... I'm sorry.... wait wait... I retract that..... Dude..... like...... Dude...... Holy Crap..... Holy Cow..... Holy..... Dude....

I figured there might be like 1/3 or somthing..... maybe a quarter of your population..... But What?

Oh man..... suddenly I feel very uneasy..... suddenly I'm starting to fear the Christians with their access to a lot of Nuclear Bombs.....

...... Dude.... and their right down below me too...... I can see them through the floor man! They're looking at me..... those crazy Bible Dino People.... They're ...... whoa..... the Dino is passing me back the pipe and telling me to take another hit...... whoa.... even in the garden of Eden the Dinos can talk..... Dude I'm tripping....

Nuclear Bomb Gods With Dinosaurs Reading Bibles.....

*runs*