| According to Glenn Beck's hairdresser's nephew's sister-in-law's gardener, a new study from Harvard and Stanford has determined that it is no longer a question of "if" terrorists will strike the US with a nuclear device, but rather only when.
Lemmeseenow........would that qualify as a "catastrophic event?"
"If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees."
Pres. Bill Clinton, April 12, 1993 |