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Quote by: GHook93  Can't watch it either at the moment, but its easy make the Middle East a parking lot (J/K)!
(1) Rather get rid of the ultra-liberals (toss Ricksp in there) and get rid of the neo-conservatives,
(2) Solve the Palestinian/Israeli conflict,
(3) Completely pull all our troops out of other countries including places like Germany and Japan
(4) Secure the borders and ports
(5) End the war on drugs
(6) Provide Universal Healthcare
(7) End illegal immigration, by severly punishing employers, landlords, business that provide services (Bank of America).
(8) Get out of Iraq TODAY
(9) Figure out a solution in Afghanistan
(10) Reform welfare
(11) Protect american manufacturing sector against unfair over-seas labor practices
(12) Require all new homes to be have solar panels installed on them (or wind creators powers).
(13) Require ALL automanufactures that do business in the United States to create Ethanol Hyprid Cars, so we can wait a huge middle finger at the Oil Companies, Chavez and the Middle East.
(14) Build Bridges with countries not Walls
(15) Put more money into nuclear fusion research.
(16) Get tough on child predators. You get convicted of molesting, exposing yourself to, raping or killing a child, then you go to jail for a set term, Once your term is over you go to a STRICT mental ward. In which you must meet the highest standards of rehabitation in order to get out. You stay there until you meet the EXTREMELY high standards or you die from old age.
(16) Make a clear retribution to the Native Americans. Give them their own country say WY or North Dakota.
(17) Impeach Bush (very important to the rest of the world to see him get kicked out of office, than leaving on his own)
(18) Vote in Obama - Besides that fact that he would be the best choice candidates. He would be a great symbol for this country. The first Black President in a majority White Country. Maybe then all the KKK, Aryan Nation, PatrickHenry etc. could die of heart attacks or leave the country after the final count comes in.
(19) Rebuild the World Trade Center
(20) Stop policing the world
(21) Move the UN out of the United States.
(22) Figure out how to clone fish, so we can stop draining the oceans of wide life and all provide food.
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An impressive list. But you forgot about getting rid of that guy holding the two guns (see above images). (just kidding)
Oh, they do clone fish and other animals and you might have already ate one.
But more like trout, as it is hard to keep large ocean tuna fish in breeding ponds.
Hey, we could outsource the nuclear fusion research to Iran then that would solve one problem (or one for two nations), if they can cure AIDs they must have some bright people we can team up with. Ya Know... teamwork.
Now our government could have some peace talks with the N.R.A. to come up with a agreement about gun control. They would support banning private guns if "we" the government bans the Homeland Security Department and the "right" of a president to declair Marshall Law. We get back our right of privacy and surrender the right to bear arms, Then we can get the USA back from the drive-by shooting gangsters.
By the way I cannot tell which of the fish are clones or not, they all look the same to me. But we can have a law that markets can only sell organic food and then use the other stuff only for welfare programs to end hungar.
We must outlaw the preservasion of any DNA from President Bush, just in case the cloner get a-holt of it.
We could send Technosoul back to school. But only if they allow smoking in the classroom.
Out law little white mice from research labs so that we do not discover any new illnesses that need more drugs that boost up the cost of health care.
And to insure Animal rights in so doing.
We need gasoline stations that are painted green and that use solar energy for pumping gas and other energy uses in the station, the gas stations would have roofs where they can grow plants to help re-cycle the air, and shinny clean restrooms that acturally appear healthy looking. That way we can keep our car culture and not feel guilty about it.
Move the U.N. to the Internet and have everyone who is a member log on to do their talks. No building, no country. We can ask the Volconvo owner to provide space here for that purpose. So... move the U.N. to Volconvo and let the debates begin.
Airport security - only naked people would be allowed to pass through the terminals and while in the airplane. Safty is more important then privacy when it comes to the war to stop terrorists.
We can solve the Mexican-American problem like we did for the Native Americans, we can allow Mexico to establish gambling houses all along the boarder line, and allow them the other perks enjoyed in Nevada such as legalized things that most states outlawed. That way they could get rich off of the American dream and still live in Mexico or the "free zone" which we can establish along the boarder.
We can vote of Obama as the first National Preacher for Christian values and then vote for someone else to be the secular president. And when the spirit of Amreican returns like a lightening bolt from the wild blue yonder we can all jump stright up and down and shout it out... Amen.
We can move Israel back to Germany now that things have calmed down in Germany and because it is safe now for them to go back home. Then that would solve that problem.
Now the Vice President's daughter is gay and she was in charge of his election efforts, she could run for President as the first female gay gal and that would save Halliburton and it would also solve the gay marrage problem which would take back America from the Christian right while still allowing the right to be the "one right". She can bring in Arnold from California who is a Repubican that is married to the Kennedy daughter, who can pull a few strings, if you know what I mean, as her chief of staff. "let's build it" could be the motto, Obama would run the Department of Christian affairs and she could hire Al Gore for the Environmental Department, and Moore as the guy who addresses the Press each day at the white house West Wing. We can ask ICE CUBE the rapper to replace Rice when it comes to talking tuff to those forieners.
That mixture will help us take back America from.... from... from... I fogot who ... was it the Beatles? Oh well... you know what I mean.