[Captain Chaos]

The purpose of this thread is to annoy the hell out of anyone who participates in it. Its only intellectual value is in studying the various methods one can use to annoy others.

On a similar note, the following song, sung endlessly in falsetto, is a great way for kids to annoy their parents:

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes..."

And repeat endlessly.

If you respond to this thread, I shall say things that will annoy you. So, do not do so unless you feel the need for aggravation.