| Nice thing about having recently picked up the second job at the video store to pay for college...
When someone comes in acting like a jerk and asking for a movie that is popular (like The Departed) I'll tell them we don't have any, when actually I'm hiding one under the counter for a polite person.
Going to my wife's school and walking down the hallway and not moving out of the way for the kids. The teachers think it's a riot that kids think a 6 foot tall, 200 pound man is going to move out of their way, and instead they catch a shoulder and fall down. |