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Old Feb 15, 2007, 01:48 pm   #9 (permalink) (top)
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The original Jesus H.C. never claimed he was the messiah, or the king of the jews, it was his followers who claimed this to be true.

A true decendant of Jesus wouldn't have to identify himself as what he is..... people should just know.

In other words.... he's an intelligent idiot.

If anybody's the Anti-Christ, it's me. Every 6th year of every decade I turn the sixth of my decade of age:

For example, on April 16th 1996, I turned 16 (666)
This past year, on April 16th 2006, I turned 26 (666)

and so on.......

also in the last 5 years, when I got bored, or someone asked me a question, no matter what it was, I would respond with "23!" just as a joke...... it was my own little joke.... then that preview of Jim Carry's movie about 23 came out recently.... my ex called me up and told me about it..... I found it pretty interesting.

And remember, on April 16th, 2046 I will be 66...... I think that's right.....

So if anybody is gonna claim they're the Anti-Christ..... they're gonna have to go though me first.
Well, actually He told His disciples, but asked them not to spread it around too much.

But that's funny, because as soon as you started talking about the numbers, I was thinking about saying something about "23".



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