| As for the right of free speech in the animal world, well, the neighbor has this tiny dog that yaps all day and night at just about anything it sees. I wish it would shut the hell up. I should petition Mother Nature to remove the "right to bark freely" that dogs now enjoy with a new law "no barking after 10 O'clock at night". It is violating my right to a good nights rest.
Who ever gave that mutt the right to bark bark bark should be removed form office right away. And that goes for some of the birds that chrip all night, the crickets and bullfrogs are okay, but some of the critters are causing a lot of noise polution, like that tom cat that is always making racket getting into fights and "singing" on the backfense. And then we got those wind blasts that come roaring through here, the wind can make lots of noise and us humans cannot get our much need snooze because it comes right onto our property to cause a runkus, where are my property rights and why is President Bush not doing something about that? eh? Where are our "natural rights" to own property when a hurricane blows our house away, eh? My lawyer is trying to serve the Creator notice but they are not returning his call. No justice in that!
I only have one right, to gripe about it, so..... bark bark bark. Hmm. that felt better, perhaps the doggie next door is not so stupid after all.
Wake up America. bark bark bark, before it is too late. |