[Zinkovich]

(Inspired by a post on another forum)

Anyone with half a brain can look at life today and immediately recognise that if we are designed, we obviously have many design flaws that need correction or retooling. With this in mind, I am attempting to compile a bug report for God's perusal to give to whne he inevitably contacts me for the first time. Feel free to contribute some of the bugs you have found in "life version 1.0".

My list of bugs:
-Structural stability is not assured and is in fact fragile. A single push, or rock can undo all of the structural parts of most advanced organisms, which is a rather large design flaw.
-Risk of DNA within the cells becoming even less perfect with each new cell in the organism. Also, "hayflick limit"
-The current methods of reproduction are inefficient and the way mates are chosen does not ensure maximum genetic potential for the organism's future generations.
-Unhygenic waste disposal process, causing problems with germs and "bad smells".
-Most organisms' functionality can be compromised by something 1/1000th their size, sometimes even causing their defense system to erroneously attack itself.
-Energy requirements precipitate violent and unharmonious behavior in all higher-functioning organisms