Oh… now you've made me mad!
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Quote by: Sean  I'm sorry...now I'm confused. First my opponent says "Briefs reduce sperm count." now he's telling us they do not. I am not sure the public can trust someone with so many mixed messages. |
Briefs do reduce sperm count. But distributing briefs as a form of population control is ignorant and simple-minded. Everyone knows sex is inevitable. Why not distribute condoms? Sex wearing condoms would be infinitely more effective and comfortable than sex wearing briefs.
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Also, I attended a sex-ed class, as you suggested, and described to the instructor how you believe conception is possible without genital contact. The teacher has scheduled an appointment with you to start with fundamentals of sex (Chapter 1: Debunking the Stork theory).
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Your congressman is not a sex ed instructor. You have been compromised.
Call 210-349-RAPE (7273) immediately.
Your picture is entertaining, but mine is damning.
I'll bet you never thought we'd identify you. Well, I did. And your suspenders are flattering.
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I, like most PROUDAmericans have nothing to hide.
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You represent the self-centered, self-involved, nearsighted right-wing nut job that is destroying this country. Your arrogance overlooks the fact that many are not as unfortunate as you say you are. Anyway, if you really were as well-endowed as you claim, you would be well aware that boxers allow the appendix to hang freely and unobstructed, so long as it does not exceed the length of one's leg. With briefs, an oversized appendix must be wrapped around the body.
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My opponent posted a North Korean propaganda video designed to destroy the social fabric of American culture.
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Suspenders. Need I say more?