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Old Oct 9, 2006, 03:17 pm   #2 (permalink) (top)
Sean
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Briefs reduce sperm count.
Exactly...who the hell wants a kid? We should distribute briefs to countries in need of population control. They truly are the humanitarian's choice in undergarments.

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Briefs do not have fun designs
really?



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Boxers allow for easy access at the urinal
They also allow such "EASY ACCESS" to things like electric saws, fire, hail storms, etc. Thanks but no thanks..I prefer a little homeland security down in that area.

Also who the hell wants to make a urinal break more efficient? Americans are productive enough as it is.

I would also like to point out that less fabric is used in the production of briefs. Do you support products, such as boxers, that are MORE EXPENSIVE for American consumers to buy and produce? I suppose you just want all of the jobs to go to China.

A vote for boxers is a vote for less jobs, less genital security, and more malnourished children.


So it goes
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