| I think the best thing for POOP and PEE would be a subdivision that makes sure the diapered animals are treated with care; the Society for Human Intestinal Transitions (SHIT).
They should also be sure to involve the Women Intervening in Propogated Excrement (WIPE). WIPE should always follow POOP, PEE, and SHIT to make sure the goose poop isn't stolen or otherwise confiscated.
In fact, a uniting of Brothers United for Toilet Training of Helpless Ornithe Lake Entities (BUTTHOLE) will ensure that the birds isolated to lakes are included with the birds defecating in rivers. |