| The government needs to organize a diaper-on-geese crusade. All wild animals must be trained to dig holes and poop in them, or be forced to wear diapers. Domestic animals too (starting with my dog, who peed on the floor this morning).
We could create a new organization for the purpose of encouraging animals and humans alike to control their excretions. We can call it People for Ethical Excretions (PEE) or People Opposed to Odorous Poop (POOP).
I'm tellin' ya man, all that damn pooping has gotta stop!
Get those animals some diapers!
Rob, will you volunteer for the ensuing diaper duty? I am about to get enough of that at home.
Do all things with love. |