[Osborn F Enready]

IN response to Robs question:

Within the hour, the chickens were freed from the Cleveland police coop and rejoined campaign supporters at Hatton’s Deli Restaurant to watch the real chickens debate on television about education. As the two candidates clucked on about their platform, Peirce took notes for his forthcoming rebuttal arguments and offered his sage advice “Both of their proposals are fluff, there’s no substance to their proposals and all they can do is peck at each other. Ohio deserves better than these two chickens.”