| Of course chickens are terrorists. What, you think only humans can be terrorists? Little yappy ankle-biting dogs are terrorists, too, and spider monkees. I hope homeland security tells us it's OK to kill all the chicken terrorists. But don't shoot them. I tried that once, in one of my less-than-totally-lucid moments...with a .32. You can't kill a chicken with a .32.
Damn chickens. |