| Lead vocals: Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave.
Lead guitar: Stevie Ray Vaughan (I'd say "And Hendrix," but he's been taken:))
Rhythm/lead Guitar and backup vocals: Pick any one of a dozen blues greats: Muddy Waters, B.B. King, John Lee Hooker, etc.
Bass: Les Claypool, Primus
Drums: I'm stuck between John Bonham and Lars Ulrich of Metallica. Maybe both.
Harmonica/vocals: John Popper, Blues Traveler
Any necessary electronics/sampling/etc.: Trent Reznor, Nine Inch Nails
And their first album would be a recording of them beating Ted Nugent and all of the members of Rush to bloody pulps.
"Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?"
"Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth.
Knowledge is my candy." |