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Quote by: PatrickHenry Most folks have a difficult enough time getting the gist of the original. The Bible is a classic. What would you add if you could?
Ever read the original? It is full of ancient wisdom. There's lots of modern self help books if that is what you're after... |
Well, for one, the Ten Commandments could be updated. I think it would be much more productive for god to get over himself and dump the "Thou shall not use my name in vane" crap and add something more usefull like "Thou shalt not molest children", or Thou shalt not beat your wife". We could also use a personal visit to "inspire" more writers.
If I was to tell you that God came to me and told me to write some stuff, would you believe me? He came to me last night in fact and said the original bible writers got it wrong. He said The bible we've been reading has been perverted, plagerized, edited and warped beyond what he originally intended.
Still don't believe me? Then why in the heck would you believe someone from 2000 to 3500 years ago? Duh!!!!!!!!!!