| I could just picture the Republicans at the wheel of the Titanic.
Lookout: "Captain Republican, there's an iceberg dead ahead!"
Captain: "Maybe we should turn th..."
First Mate: "SIR! There's two men holding hands on the poop deck!"
Captain:" WHAT!? There will be no queers on my boat."
*CRASH!*
...later...
Republican passenger1: "Dear, don't you think we should be heading for a lifeboat? All this water keeps flooding into the boat."
Republican passenger2: "Well, there's really nothing we can do for this water coming on board so I think we should welcome it. Yeah. Let's grant the water amnesty."
... elsewhere in the engine room...
Sailor: "Sir, I found this passenger who's a brilliant engineer. He says that he knows a way that we can plug the holes in the hull and stop the water from coming in."
Republican Chief (standing in 4 feet of rising water): "Is he pro-life?"
Sailor: "WHAT!?"
Chief: "Is he a baby-killer, Sailor?"
Sailor: "I don't know, sir."
Chief (now in 5 feet of rising water): "Well go find out... and don't you dare bring him back in here if he hasn't accepted Jesus Christ as his lord & savior!"
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It's good to know that no matter how bad things get we can always count on some Republican supporters to be completely memetically manipulated into caring about retarded wedge issues over actual problems. I commend your consistancy.
Carry on. |