| At this point in my life I really don't want to have kids. They mooch at the beginning, the defy you and scream during the middle, and the ignore and disown you at the end. Children are ungrateful greedy little bastards, and I am ashamed to admit that I am one of them.
I know your type. You think, "I'll just get me a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids." Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front!
-The Monarch |