I don't have to worry about variety in my relationship. My gal is a hair designer and sometimes she comes home looking so different I feel almost like I'm cheating on her.
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Quote by: Samildanach 'in my gf's opinion an ugly bird which she found highly insulting' |
Try hooking up with a pretty bird and see what happens. Maybe she won't get insulted, but instead become insecure and feel inadequate. So one more reason for you to go for the homely ones: insulted is better than psycho.
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Quote by: Athena Then came herbies and AIDS and I decided a one night stand wasn't worth the risk, but I am also thankfully, not as driven to have a man in life as I once was. |
Herbies and AIDS? Two kinds of
love bugs?