[Mindonfire]

Quote by: Technosoul Sounds like a lot of "Croc". Get it? Little "play on words" for the fun of it. That reminds me of this snake that dwelled in a apple tree, he would become still and so he looked just like another limb or branch of that tree. You could not tell the difference between the snake and the branches of that tree. When the children climbed up to get some apples the snake would pounch on them and eat them up. "Those who get greedy and eat apples shall be eaten them self" they snake said. So my children, do not trust de-snakes. And if a girl wiggles like a snake then leave her apples alone. So the snakes had a meeting - no one will come up in our apple tree no more, because they fear we will eat them all up. Now we are getting hungry. So this one serpent, who they called Darwin, said "hey, lets adopt to a new environment, down on the ground where the children play in the dust". Then they pretended to be like sticks laying in the dust of the earth, and one by one they ate all the children of de-dust. So my children, do not play in the dust, and don't forget to wash behind your ears Revelations (missing verse) - and the open the seals of the jug at the end of history - and poured out snakes, and they covered over 75 percent of the earth. And the apple trees rejoyced, "praise the most high, for the snakes have returned to protect our apples from all those kids that were stealing our seeds without our permission". Okay, that is the end of our bedtime story, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

LOL That was pretty good.