| Lets all ask God for a successful massacre of millions of innocent men, women and children. Lets cut em down while they play in the park on a sunny day. May God bless our bullets and bombs for maximum killing force. May our depleted uranium kill their soldiers and disfigure the newborn babies for generations to come. May those who never attacked us die because they have our oil under their sand. May their death not be swift, let them suffer and wail for hours and days. May we cut of their supplies so they may die of thirst and hunger and may the rotting corpses in the street feed the dogs and rats and spread disease. Let all this be done in the name of our loving God. May the widows never be comforted. Lets liberate them from their peace. May they not find rest. May our God not hear their prayers. May the cries be endless. May the mothers crush their lifeless babies to their bosoms. May they have countless amputees. Let blood flow like a river.
Spare no obscenity oh merciless God!! Lets rape and steal and perform every abominable act that comes with every war. We will thank you god for allowing us the honor of squelching the breath of life you did breathe into each of those, your children.
Let us drink the blood of the young and old who will die from the dogs and the racks and the whips in our gulags. May they be converted to our, more blessed religion. Because our God is bigger and better than theirs, which is fake.
Let us rush in before diplomacy can speak her sober, healing words.
Before any WMDs can be found.
That will teach them not to ............
What did they do again?
Can anyone say amen?
(Note: This has been a paraphrase/remake/bastardization of Mark Twains "The War Prayer")
(Addendum:
Oh yeah, dont forget. You get what you pray for others) |