| False Prophet! Get thee hence - the All Blacks are known for wrongly interpreting the heavenly signs and readying themselves for battle at inopportune moments, whilst the nations of the freezing north heed their wise men (or Clive Woodward the not-so-wise - heretic that he is!) and choose their battles with care!
Yet wait! Before resolving our doctrinal differences, we must convince the armoured namby-pambies across the great ocean to adopt the true code! 15 is the number of purity!!
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
-George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. |