| Oh! Wide is the Path Of Damnation!
Catchy are the tunes of the Evil One!
The Scrum is inviting, yet wicked.
All Props and Locks, Hookers and Flyhalves, Wings and Scrumhalves too
Repent! The Hour is upon you!
Repent! Return to the Light!
The Lord said,
"Blessed are the Quaterbacks, for they shall inherit the playbook.
Blessed are the Linebackers, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
And Blessed are the Back Judges,
For nobody really cares, and their job is hard, and they have to wear those silly stripped shirts,
and tight pants and they are usually really too old to be running around like that."
Repent! Repent!
And when you pray, pray thus...
John Riggins
Who is in Canton
The Diesal be Thy name.
Joe Gibbs has come
Thy will be done
In Redskins Park
As it is in Heaven
All I see when I look down, something jumpin' on the ground, Scratchin' dirt, cluckin' in the barnyard -
Tell me, could that be you?
John Kay |