| Better idea... give the island to the homophobic bigots. Or maybe one island for multi-racial homophobic bigots, and another island for homophobic men only who are also misogenists, populated by only really submissive women, and another island for white homophobes who are also racist. Then, there could be a little island for white homophobic, racist, misogenist men who are also fundamentalist christians and can't stand being around non-christians, non-submissive women, non-whites or gays.
The rest of the country we can leave to people who are happy simply being Americans.
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