| Here's another: Don't shit in my hand and call it ice cream. Same thing; slightly worse.
And for anyone who wants to speak German, the greatest language in the world for cursing, here's my favorite:
Dir hat man wohl ins Gehirn geschissen, und vergessen umzuruhren.
Idiomatically, it means, "You're totally insane!"
Literally, it translates as: Someone must have shit in your hat (colloquialism for "head") and forgotten to stir.
Brilliant.
"Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?"
"Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth.
Knowledge is my candy." |