| I don't pee outside. Ever. I don't camp, which might be part of it.
Mrs. CoffeeSaint yelled at our neighbors for pissing in the yard, in full view of our dining room . . .I thought our neighbors were twisted Neanderthals who didn't understand the purpose of a toilet. But now I see . . .they're LIBERTARIANS!
"Would you like some pie, Dr. Stark?"
"Science is my pie. Curiosity, my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy." |