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Quote by: Starboy Yes there is an old joke related to this. Many of you may have heard it. I goes something like this.
There was a little bird that was spending the summer up north. As the season began changing to colder weather his friends started flying south. The little bird did not wish to leave yet so he watched his friends depart and stayed behind. Well the weather became even colder and the little bird decided that it was now time to leave. The little bird flew and flew and it became colder and colder. Soon it became so cold and the wind howled so fiercely that the little bird, shivering and exhausted dropped from the sky and managed to land in a barnyard. It lay there forlorn and drained thinking that it had made a big mistake not leaving with its friends and the end was near. At that time a cow walked by and laid a giant pile of manure on top of the bird. The bird thought, 'yeah right, this is all I need, I will not only die but I will do it buried in shit'. But the bird did not die, and it discovered a small opening from which it could breath. And the shit was warm and it revived the bird. The bird realized that all was not lost and that it was alive and might make it through after all. In its joy it let loose with a loud and happy song. A passing fox heard the bird, dug it out and ate it.
The moral of the story is three fold:
1) Not everyone that shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone that digs you out of shit is your friend.
3) If you are over your head in shit but you are warm and comfy, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Starboy |
That is funny but it is full of truth