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Originally Posted by (Impenitent,) http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,112314,00.html
it looks like bush is making the gay marriage ammendment a big issue this year...<hr size="1" /></blockquote><span class='postcolor'>
From an Instant Message chat:
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OnryAnRkst: Howdy
FRiverguy: hi there
OnryAnRkst: Are you going to get married before Bush makes it unconstitutional?
FRiverguy: if we ever got married it would be for purely for "HA HA we gottcha" reasons. the whole concept seems a bit oppressive to me
OnryAnRkst: I mean, how can anyone take the constitution seriously anymore?
FRiverguy: lmao; yeah individual liberty ha! it's as good as prohibition
OnryAnRkst: The founding document of the republic, the charter for a defense pact, a union of states to protect rights of the people . . .and they want it to say "You can only get married if you're one man and one woman"?
FRiverguy: well, they wouldn't allow Utah in until they 'banned' polygamy
OnryAnRkst: Why not include an amendment to keep "illegal" Mexicans out of the country? Or killer bees?
FRiverguy: LOL! i'm all for the Killer Bee amendment
OnryAnRkst: Me too.
FRiverguy: lmao
OnryAnRkst: And ban black widow spiders -- How about no two unmarried men can sit next to each other in the movies unless accompanied by a hot babe?
FRiverguy: that's the only way the union will be preserved.
OnryAnRkst: Let's also change it to let foreign born guys named Schwartzenegger be president.
FRiverguy: bin Laden, too. and given bin Laden's strict "moral code", he could theoretically win the republican nomination
FRiverguy: lol i'm IMing with another friend who, after i told him your Killer Bee idea, said "let's also ammend the constitution to make it unlawful for the temperature to go under 40 degrees F "
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How can anyone take the constitution seriously anymore, when the president's official policy is to stuff it with frivolous crap?
--Jackney Sneeb