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Old Jun 2, 2005, 01:06 pm   #1 (permalink) (top)
agnusmcswain
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Location: Texas aka Bush Country
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Stop Picking On Agnus -- All Gays

I'm pretty fed up with all the flack I am taking from the "Gays" just because I have taken the Christian position that the Gays are going to all burn in hell. They have been saying even meaner things than the Enviro-crazies (on that owl restaurant) and the Femi-Nazis (who are mad because I made another statement of plain fact, that liberal women are "fat toad-like pig-women waddling up to the public trough in their size XXXL Dockers, pausing just long enough to release long gaseous farts"). It must be part of this "irony" the kids are so crazy about that they are called "Gay" in the first place, since they seem pretty crabby to me. For example, one of them said I "needed to live and let live," which is an anti-hunting and anti-Second Amendment slogan! How dumb do they think I am?

Back in my day, the Gays pretty much kept it to themselves, and there wasn't all this "singing" and "prancing" and "shoe shopping" by men! Those things were left to the women. Now the world has just gone crazy and you have these men out shopping for their Gay shoes and going to Hooters and so forth. They even have their own disgusting tv shows, where they have their Gayitude on display. For example, I saw that they just yanked one show off the air because it was just too much, even in this environment, called "Everyone Loves Raymond." Get a load of that title! See-- It's not Adam and Eve, it's Adam and Steve and Bob and "Raymond!" And it includes his family, so it is Gay and Incesty! And there is one with OLD men (Viagra is to blame, you know) called "60 Minutes," which I'm sure is an exaggeration, and worst of all that "Femeril" cooking show where that Femeril character prances around and even has a band to "enhance the prance!" Thank God for CSPAN2!
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