| Don't panic, Comrade Secretary! I'll hold them off and, if they don't back off, my counter-revolutionaries will destroy all beer-making facilites in the country!
You have been warned, Comrades!! Don't make me do anything you'll regret!
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
-George Best, on being asked what he did with his footballing fortunes. |